The Ballad of the Blonde

So I did a little online window shopping - and then for the first time I purchased something on ModCloth: wingtip flats to replace my old Vans favorites from two years ago.  They were a little above my standard price range but I thought, "Hey, you just landed an awesome job, you get paid tomorrow, get them before they are gone and you regret it!" Well, I made the purchase, addressed them to my new apartment, and THEN I READ THIS DESCRIPTION: Creepy, no? Awesome, no? Me and these shoes. These shoes and I. It was meant to be. When these pals arrive at my sweet new pad and if they fit, I predict amazing things will happen in these shoes. Because they are the WINGTIPS of DESTINY.

Ah, a deep side part. One of my current best friends. It just flatters my face and makes my haircut more interesting. It's an easy way to mix things up.